‘I have 19 years left’

To be fair, Forte was kind of going for it by being rude to the soul.

Will Forte He is a man who likes to tempt fate. In the last episode of Dost Saturday Night Live handle Rachel Dratch‘s Woo Woo podcastForte remembers asking a Ouija board when and how he would die when he was young.

According to the spirits of the afterlife, Forte, now 54, has until he is 73, at which time he will be stabbed to death. Or will he?

Forte admitted that Ouija was a bit of a pain in the ass when he was 16 or 17 and thought it was “too stupid.” At that time, he was attracted to a girl and went to her house, where he met a man who declared himself a witch. When they took out the board and started asking him questions, Forte realized something really strange was happening.

“I would ask this Ouija board questions that no one else would know the answers to, and it would get the answers right. So I was pretty surprised.” Last Man on Earth said the star. “I was thinking, is there a way my hands can move it because I know the answer? … I was trying not to force it all, but it was pretty crazy — like my grandmother’s middle name, that kind of thing.”

Relating to: Will Forte strips down and swims in a fountain to sing James Ingram’s “Just Once” for charity

Forte noted that some of the spirits they encountered were “somewhat aggressive and violent,” so the witch warned them to be careful. So what does young Will Forte do?

“I’d be demoralizing by trying to really piss him off,” said the man formerly known as MacGruber. “I’m pretty sure I told him he had a small penis or something like that.”

“But it’s really getting a little scary.” he added.

Still skeptical, Forte had the courage to ask the Ouija board when and how he would die.

“I learned by stabbing that I was going to die at the age of 73,” he told Dratch, who was in disbelief. “I have 19 years left”

Sign up Entertainment Weekly’s free daily newsletter To get breaking TV news, exclusive first looks, recaps, reviews, interviews with your favorite stars and more.

Dratch thought that sounded “extreme” and said neither he nor Forte believed it… he admitted as much, but “at times” when he told this story he wondered: “When I was 72, near the end of Kevlar “Am I going to start looking at full-body Kevlar suits?”

Relating to: Kenan Thompson talks about his hangover SNL Shoot after a wild night: ‘(Will) Forte was face down planning’

But there is good news on the spiritual front. At the end of each episode, Dratch and his co-host Irene Bremis have their guests ask their pendulum a yes or no question. When Forte asked whether he would actually die from a stabbing 73 percent of the time, the pendulum said no, thus making the Ouija board obsolete. Or something to that effect.

Either way, moral of the story, don’t fuck with a ghost’s dick. This really goes without saying.

Listen to the full episode of Forte Woo Woo under.